Meals to avoid on your first date!

First dates are crucial. Your companion registers every single thing you say or do, making conclusions about your personality and considering a second date or a call back. What you drink or eat on your first date says a lot about you, and it would be convenient to play safe at first. And because we want love to transcend and your night to be excellent, here are some dishes that you must never order on your first date.

1. Hamburger “completo”
Mayonnaise dripping down the sides of your mouth, tomato slipping down with the lettuce and the fingers clinging to the two slices of bread in order to prevent the hamburger from falling apart. Asking for a simple cheese burger is a good option.

2. Pasta with tomato sauce
Is not easy to eat noodles elegantly, we all know that there’s always a rebel noodle that slides out of our mouth and we just suck it in.And when doing so, there’s the risk of making your cloth dirty.

3. Pizza (or any other dishes with too much garlic)
There is nothing seductive about having a bad breath which won’t go away after a good teeth brush, Tic Tac or Halls.

4. Green salad
There’s always a risk that a little piece of arugula or spinach that sticks between your teeth, and the rest of the date would turn awkwardly silent to avoid discomfort.

5. Lentil stew
Has an evident effect: gases. We don’t want or need to be more specific than that.

6. Atomic dessert
Pull yourself together! You would end up like a desperate porky. Hold the cravings for the second or third time (if that’s the case).

7. Spicy dishes
Even though in Argentina meals are generally not so spicy,if you’d rather avoid being stuck in the bathroom screaming for an anti-gastric pill, you’d better not get tempted by these dishes.

8. Chicken
If your food resembles to a bloody battle, you better think it twice. You better ask for a beef or fillet, which never fails

9. The third bottle of wine
Clearly, good red wine is the best option to relax and mess with dinner. Besides loosing yourself, you might dump the cup or get clumsy. The solution: ask for water.

10. Light sodas
Ask for a drink with a small amount of alcohol, just to break the ice and have a cool relaxed evening.

Have you ever made a scene on your first date because of choosing the wrong dish? Which meal do you think is less seductive of all?

One Response to “Meals to avoid on your first date!”

  1. Jonathan September 27, 2011 at 1:34 pm #

    Avoid tacos on the first date!!!

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